Ben Fitts is a writer, musician, and zinester from New York City, described by Theaker's Quarterly as having the "...potential to rise as a leading voice in the bizarro subgenre". He is the author of the books My Birth And Other Regrets (NihilismRevised, 2019), Snailbutter (Hybrid Sequence Media, 2021), and The Earth No Longer Exists (Alien Buddha Press, 2024), over fifty published short stories, and is the creator of numerous zines. He currently lives in Brooklyn, where he plays guitar in the indie rock band War Honey, makes noise music under the name Conan The Accountant, and puts too much hot sauce on everything.